Finally I get my ass off

So I meet up with Chase. We head to Pearlridge. We are just vibing and shit. I buy 3 rings at Icing and he buys fake piercings. We go to Hot Topics and we just browse around. I lady with her daughter approached me and asked where the Slipnot stuff is. I told her that I'm not a worker and I direct her to a worker. Chase buys some anarchy boots.

We walk around and shoot the shit. We go to the Mac area in Macy's and he wants to reopen a chick he email closed. I tell him I'm going to get my nails painted. He gives me his nail polish and I walk around. I see an HB7 at the counter. She smiles and I tell her she looks bored. For some reason after this, she's brain fried from the cocky funny/negs. I tell her to paint my nails. She then compliments my hair and ask me what type of music do I like. Ok, we are in rapport mode. We talk about ska/punk shit. I tell her she sucks at putting the polish on. Chase comes by and just sits in the back ground. She ask me to sign up for a Macy's card. I do and she turns around to input my info. Chase comes by and looks at me. I tell him number close.

So the whole time I'm busting on her.

Me: You are pretty cool, what you doing tonight
HB: Probably going out
Me: We'll we are going to Mai Tais, we should hangout
HB: I can't I'm only 17.

Ok, so Chase comes in and we vibe.
I get my papers for the card and I go for the number close

Me: You pretty cool, just punch it in
HB: I seeing this guy. He's been toying with my emotion and he's taking me out to dinner.
Me: Oh my god, are you like sexually deprived. I figure you'd make a a nice new friend.

BOOM, DDB look, dinner dog bowl look. It's amazing. She was like in a trance. Didn't know what to say.

Me: Here just punch it in.
HB: (Takes my phone) Oh my god, I don't even know you. I can't believe I'm doing this. (Ducks under the counter) Oh my god, I never act like this. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Me: (thinking...I'm hot shit )
HB: You're cool cause you listen to Reel Big Fish

A last bit to validate herself to giving me her number.

Next, we head to Mai Tais. We sit and chill. The waitress comes by and we call her Stephany. We don't really know her real name.

She gets us a couch and we chill.
Toast and Alain joins us. Chase opens a set. I'm drunk. I skank and shit. I vibe with some girls. Some chick gives me a toast. She spills it on me a bit and I tell her friend she needs to tell her friend that she owes me a drink. I see later the day and we just smile and I tell her her friend owes me.

Anway, when I'm skanking, I talk the shit with a girl that Chase opened. I talk to Chase and he tells me I'm the man. I see a two set. He tells me to open cause I'm a pick up artist. Yup, I roll up from the back and go

Me: Hey guys, my friend bought me a LV bag. Is that gay or super gay?

Anyway it opens and I'm just running game. The chick is like "Do we look like locals" I say yeah, you're very open and laid back. They are from Cali and on vacation. First time at Mai Tais. We talk and Chase comes by. I introduce him to them. I go for the number close. I go who's the leader of the group. I talk to the chick a bit more and tell them that we should hangout. She gives me her card.

I go back and I see a girl with our group sitting next to the girl that I talked to on the floor. I tell the girl to move over. I then talk to this white chick. Kinda chunky but all good. We are talking and totally vibing. I then do my ring and string trick. She's tripped. I try to do some anchoring. It's hard. I then start running game on the chick I'm sitting next to. We are sharing a seat. I run game. It's all vibing. I do my ring and string and she's cool. I get her to wear my ring. I ask her if she's a theft. Cool. I do the photo routine. But we don't make out. She's pretty cool girl. We are totally vibing. I then go for a number close. I get her number.

Later we eject and go to Otools. Me and Chase go and circle a 3 set mix. I open and blow the guy out. He doesn't know what a PUA like me got in my tool box. I got jlaix's Louive Voution Opener. I vibe with the chick. I eject. We go home.

I puke twice.