O Lounge
So on Friday, my boy Kevin and his friend meet me at work. His friend is a cool chick. We'll call her HBFlaya. So we head to Mai Tais, crowded, so we went to D&B's to get a few drinks. We get our drinks and I see a two set
ME: Two set
Kevin: Go do it
ME: Ok...ahh...ahhhh
(HBs walk away)
HBFlaya: What the fuck was that?
Ok, that was fucking hillarious. I challenged her on how many sets we can do. I told her that cause she's a chick, she can just say anything and they'll open. But she's down with the challenge. She accepted with open arms.
We go up to the rooftop. We find a table next to a 6 set. I open them Louis Vutton opener. They are fucking unlocked. I grabbed my chair and sit between two girls. They are cracking up. I bust the girl on the right for not making room. They laugh at her. I'm in and they are vibing and one of the girls know HBFlaya. The moment they caught eye, they got a girly and started talking. It was like there focus got to them. I gave Kev a look and we started laughing. I was just getting cockblocked. The talk to the group and I eject.
Not much going on so we were just chillin. I see a 3 set. 2 guys and 1 girl. I ask HBFlaya about the bodylanguage of the guys if they are interested in her. She says no. She said she'd give me mad props if I approach...I approached.
I go in two part kiss opener. They are into it. I talk to the guys first. The girl is like what what. I sit down and told her to come in closer. I bust on her for kissing other girls and she said her boyfriend doesn't mind when she did. What! Never had that response before. We fluff about it more.
I go into eye liner shit. We are so vibing for about 10 min. The guys are pretty much disarmed. They aren't even trying to AMOG me. I owned the set. Kev calls. I compliment the HB and I get a picture taken. Fuck yeah. I eject and meet up with Kev and HBFlaya.
We head outside. I go into the bathroom. I get outside and HBFlaya is in set. Holy shit, it's on. She gaming and I talk to Kev. I tell him I'm going to blow her out. I open the set and I'm like, "Oh your boyfriend is coming up in the elevator.Jason called me and he's coming up."
She looks at me and says thats fucked up. I walk away and she tells the dude that she'll be at O Lounge. The dude is like "With your boyfriend" She's tounge tied. She comes up to me and says that's fucked up. They I told her that when I'm in set, she can fuck it up and I'll do the same to her. It's on.
In my car she calls her friend and tells her what I did.
I head into O Lounge. The door girls approach me and they run Thong Story routine on me. Holy shit it's the girls at D&Bs that I opened like a month ago. I vibe all excited for seeing them. I just greet them. The chick has some big tits. Nice.
How's that shit. A set that you sarged a month ago still remembers you. I'm in their fucking memory bank.
Inside, I only do one set but it was a good set. I tell HBFlaya, a 3 set and I'm going to blow out the dude. I told her to come in and fuck it up. I go in Louis Vutton. From this point it's all vibing. I misinterpret a lot of stuff. One of the girls initiate kino. She's grabbing me, not sexual but just to have someone to hold while she's laughing. I ran my opener, Rumors routine, best friends. HBFlaya comes up and says "Did you know this guy is gay. He went out with my brother"
The girls had this look on their face. I just said yeah, we were going out. That pretty much disarmed HBFlaya. I pretty much blew attempt. I introduce her as my best friend. She ejects. Fuck yeah. I blew her out. I vibe more with the girls for a good 15 min. I eject cause I want to do more sets.
HBFlaya comes up to me and said, "There is one person who I know now that has more game than me, you" I'm like no I'm not. She said repeatedly, you have game. Then she gave me a hug.
She opens a set and the dude is real into it. I told Kev I won't cockblock. I go to her ear and just whisper, "I would cockblock you are my friend" She tells me thank you.
I eject the club.
Well that's the field report. That day was fun. I need to learn more subcommunications. I need more of my material. I need a variation of best friends. It's just a fucking cold read. It's a good line but what makes it tick. "I can tell if you masturbate in the shower while thinking about your friend. Do you guys use the same shampoo. Oh shit you do cause most of the times girls will look at each other before they answer that"
Lame shit but I need more routines but mine.
Anyway back to the field.

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