Alright, here are some routines I will use. Some are true, some I just thought of with some help.
Ring Opener
Hey, I gotta go real quick but what's your first impression of a guy wearing a ring on his left hand?
Rumors Routine
The weirdest thing happened. My friend and I went to this club called Rumors. It's somewhere in Ala Moana Hotel. Cool place. I swear, if our parents were to go clubbing, they'd be there. Not like regular dancing but dirty, booty dancing. So the moment we rolled in we were getting gawked at by all these older women just because we were like young guys in our 20s. We hit the dance floor and we were getting molested by these 40 year old women. Is it possible to be turned on and freaked out at the same time? Cause I was...but I had an awesome time.
Protective Mom Routine
Is it possible for your parents to control the people you hangout with? I met this girl a few months ago that worked at the mall. I started talking to her and she projected this positive energy. So I got her number and we got to the point where we ate lunch together, talked long hours on the phone...just getting to know each other. We'll we were talking on the phone and she said "I love you " All of a sudden I hear her mom in the background, "Did you just say I love you, who are you talking on the phone" She said "I'm talking to Reian, we're just joking around." We'll fast forward. She was closing down the booth where she worked at and all of a sudden she's like, "My mom is coming" Her mom comes up to me and gave me a verbal beating on how she disapproves on whatever relationship we were developing. I was just listening to her concerns. We'll after that, this girl, I guess, quit her job and she stopped calling me. So I'm guessing that she had a real protective mom. What would you do if you were in this position?
Accessory Addiction Routine
When you get out of your house, is there something you have to have on you or done to you? I'm not talking about basic shit like car keys or tampons but unique stuff. To the point where you feel naked without it. Like for me, I seriously can't go out if I don't have my ring on. Like I'd come late to work if I misplaced my ring somewhere. I don't know if you're this type of girl but my friend just can't go anywhere if she doesn't have lipstick on. She has like 30 shades of color it's amazing. We could be going to Starbucks and she'll put on lipstick on the ride there. You look like someone who can't go out without her cell phone. You know those times where you feel weird by youself so you pretend to talk on your phone. But besides that, what accessory do you MUST have on you?